using heart eyes motherfucker gif out of this context for the rest of my life
ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo